Top 5 Bizarre Cosmetic Surgeries

If you’re in the market for a plastic surgery that’s even weirder them Michael Jackson’s many failed attempts, you’re in the right place.

Here are 5 of the most bizarre cosmetic surgeries out there.

• P…P…Pokerface

• Baby’s Blue Eyes.

• Change your future in 6 easy cuts!

• Footlifts.

• Moustache Implants.

• Dimples are us.

P…P…Pokerface

Although not strictly plastic surgery, as bizarre cosmetic procedures go this one’s a winner. If you would like to annihilate your expressions totally, $600-$800 dollars will buy you a face full of Botox and no expressions for about four months! No one but a professional poker player could possible want this one, but the option’s there if you do!

Baby’s Blue Eyes.

Not happy with the eye colour you were born with? Plastic surgery can help, if you’re so desperate to bat those baby blues you’ll undergo this bizarre cosmetic surgery.

This surgery has a good heart behind it, as so many do. It was originally designed to correct certain eye defects like ocular albinism, but is now being used for permanent eye colour alterations, too. Just as with medical grade intraocular lenses, these superb medical grade silicone implants in http://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/beauty/news+reviews/6+bizarre+new+cosmetic+surgery+procedures+you+wont+believe,29993 are inserted through a 3mm incision to unfold over your own iris. Should you get board, or should it become medically necessary, they can be removed.

Change your future in 6 easy cuts!

Palmistry and the prediction of your future based on your hand lines is a popular means of fortune-telling in the East, so naturally Japan has taken it one step further with this next bizarre cosmetic surgery. In this plastic surgery, a few simple incisions of the surgeon’s knife will change your destiny by rearranging the lines to something more suited to your tastes. Best 15 minutes of your life? Maybe.

Footlifts.

Like so many of these bizarre cosmetic surgeries, this one has its real world uses. Many people suffer from unsightly foot deformities like bunions, and plastic surgery to correct these issues isn’t a novel concept. It can be medically necessary, and can boost the confidence and the comfort of people who needed it. But it’s been taken a step [no pun intended] further with elective foot surgery to enable you to correct any ‘problem’ with your feet you choose, including that dire medical condition, fat toes. Or have your toes altered for narrower feet.

Moustache Implants.

In perhaps the most bizarre of our bizarre cosmetic surgeries, this lunatic plastic surgery involves the transplantation of a moustache to your lip from…hirsute areas best not mentioned. Turkey has long specialised in hair transplants for baldness, and this takes it a step further. At $5000 it doesn’t come cheap though, be warned!

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Dimples are us.

If you’ve ever wanted to enhance your smile with these oh-so-cute natural features, hang in there…you can now buy them. By incising and suturing the offending area, you’ll have your custom designed dimples [and your bizarre cosmetic surgery] in one easy package.

From the meant-for-other-things to the truly bonkers, these bizarre cosmetic surgeries take the world of plastic surgery to new and dizzying heights of the strange and the absurd.

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